Sunday, January 29, 2006
Hey today's eve of Lunar New Year! =D
Hope everyone will enjoy themselves!
Yesterday there was cny celebration. Not bad, overall. My class guys were super funny la. It was the CO (CONH bond. okokok lame.) on stage yet the guys were all shouting 'Yihang Jiayou!'. HAHA. It wasn't even lion dance yet la. haha. PE was ok. we played basketball cum netball. haha. It was super funny. For chem, we got back our test papers. my score was alright la. 18.5 upon 25. serene got the highest mark among the 4 of us. =D Elec geog was funny. we were watching a video. a hilarious video. haha. After celebrations, the 4o8 girls went to JP. yay! it was fun. =D
Alright, yuntian n bernice have been pestering me to write the story out. haha. It's not meant to be offensive. Please don't get any idea that it has any link to our school or anyone I know. It's completely fiction. HEEHEEHEE.
Characters introduction:
King Skye- King of Happy Land
Queen Aumee- Queen of Happy Land. Happily married for decades.
Prince Bernard- Son of King n Queen of Happy Land.
Princess Celine- Wife of Prince Bernard.
Prince Asleep- Sickly son of Prince Bernard and Princess Celine.
Empress Dowager Mei- Mother of King Skye
King Ben(from another country) - King of Singing Land
Prime Minister Rasputin- Evil PM of Happy Land
Advisor Amoeba- An advisor cum pet of PM Rasputin
Happy civilians- Peasants, merchants etc etc. lead a very happy life in Happy Land.
A long long time ago in a land far far away, King Skye and Queen Aumee were in control of Happy Land. Happy Land was a happy country with a strong monarchy. Civilians led a happy and peaceful life. There were no riots and no disorder in the country. Everyone was friends with everyone else. Crime rate was so low, the police made themselves busy by volunteering to lower number of insects infesting the police station. Life was peaceful and happy.
However, Advisor Amoeba was not happy with the monarchy system. Instead, he wanted the country to be under communism. Thus, he approached PM Rasputin for help.
AA(Advisor Amoeba): PM Rasputin, I want to make Happy Land a communist state.
PR: Hmmm... good idea my dear pet amoeba. I'm sick and tired of the King n Queen ruling the state. With the current monarchy, there's no way I can run the country.
AA: Exactly...
PR: So what do u have in mind?
AA: I want to come up with a plan to make King Skye abdicate from his throne.
PR: hmmm... no wonder amoeba are so cute. *Evil smile*
AA: of cos... *Evil Laughter*
As Prince Bernard a just had a new baby, Prince Asleep, he would be holding a grand celebration. Everyone from Happy Land would be invited to the grand celebration. Upon receiving the good news, King Ben from Singing Land rushed over to congratulate King Skye n Queen Aumee n Prince Bernard n Princess Celine.
KB: Congrats, Skye, Aumee, Bernard and Celine.
KS: hohoho. thank you so much for coming, KB. *smiles*
KB: Anyway, I have an idea for the celebration. Would u like to listen to it?
QA: Of course, KB. Please share with us.
KB: Let's hold some activities which would strengthen the bond of civilians.
PB: Bonding activities?
KB: *nods* exactly. Since the monarchy seems very busy with state affairs, why dun u let Advisor Amoeba be in charge of it? It seems capable to me.
KS: But it's just an amoeba.
KB: Never underestimate the power of an amoeba, KS.
PC: Alright. Let's give it a try. *smile*
KB: *smiles*
The very next day, Advisor Amoeba received the order to be in charge of the activities.
AA: HAHAHA. I can't believe King Skye and Queen Aumee are so dumb to put me in charge!
PR: It's a great opportunity, AA!
AA: Yes. I shall make full use of it.
P and A: *Evil Laughter*
On the day of the celebration of Prince Asleep being one month old, Princess Celine and Prince Bernard and King Skye and Queen Aumee were feeling uneasy.
PC: I'm starting to regret making AA in charge of the activities.
QA: Yea...
PB: I'm getting worried as well.
KS: But right now, all we can do is to pray hard everything will turn out fine.
QA: I trust King Ben's choice.
Everyone: Let's just hope everything will be ok...
Guard: Your Majesties (is tt how u call both king n queen at once?) and Your Highnesses (LOL), the civilians have made their way to the Palace Hall.
KS: Good. Let's head out to meet them.
Everyone: ... alright.
In Palace Hall...
AA: Good morning, my fellow citizens of Happy Land!
Everyone: -silence-
AA: hmmm.. Good morning everyone!
Everyone: -silence-
AA: hey what's wrong, guard A?
Guard: They can't even see you, AA, let alone hear u.
AA: WHY IS THAT SO?!?!
Guard: don forget u're an amoeba.
AA: THEN Y ARE U SO STUPID?!?! Y DUN U TURN UP THE MIC AND GIVE ME A HIGHER STAND?!?!
guard: errr.... AA...
AA: NOW!!!!!
Guard: alright.
The stand was approx 10m high. The mike was turned to max.
AA: GOOD MORNING, MY FELLOW CITIZENS OF... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (caused by the stupid mic)
Everyone: URGH.
AA: oops. AHAHAHA.
PR: Stupid. Let me take over then, AA.
AA: But...
PR: Look, people. Have you ever felt unfair? Have you ever felt that the monarchy is USELESS??
Everyone: *gasps*
PR: Now is the opportunity to overthrow the monarchy! Let ME lead you to where happiness really lies!
Everyone: *chaotic*
KS n QA: What the HECK is going on?!?!
PR: YOU! THE BOTH OF YOU were inefficient in leading Happy Land!
PB n PC: what the...
PR: and THE TWO OF YOU! Monarchy is not going to work anymore, Skye, Aumee, Bernard and Celine!
KS n QA: HOW DARE YOU!
PR: Guards!
-A whole horde of guards rushed out from four directions and surrounded SABC (skye, aumee, bernard n celine)-
SABC: WHAT?!
Guards: Sorry, but we're on PR n AA's side now.
With that, the guards grabbed the four of them and dragged them out into the prisons. Prince Asleep was not spared either. He was carried and thrown into prison, along with SABC.
PR: I'm in charge now, my fellow frens of Happy Land!!
Everyone: *confused and frightened*
PR: Not to worry, I'm going to bring Happy Land to greater heights! *evil laughter*
SABCA were locked up in the prison, waiting for their execution date. They were infuriated by what PR n AA have done but there was nothing they could do...
Celine: Why won't they spare the life of a baby?!
Aumee: Bcos anyone who's a part of the monarchy would have to die.
Skye: It's ludicrous... To think we trusted AA...
Bernard: Oh... that stupid amoeba...
Asleep: *cries*
Empress Dowager Mei: I shouldn't have made that amoeba an advisor. *slaps forehead*
Skye: Dun worry, mother, we'll find a way.
Aumee: Find a way...
Ever since PR n AA were in charge, the entire state was in chaos. Everyone could not believe Happy Land was no longer led by the monarchy. Due to the confusion and chaos, PR n AA implemented a new law, that is with effect from that day, SPEAKING WOULD BE PROHIBITED. It was to prevent ppl from opposing the new rulers. Purges were conducted. Secret police would be patrolling the areas.
Everyone lived in intense fear, for fear of being caught for speaking and then executed. Happy Land was no longer peaceful and happy. Everyone lived miserable lives. The rulers were cruel and inhuman.
After many months, the execution date of the monarchy arrived. The monarchy was transported to the most busy part of Happy Land, where they would be hanged to death. Civilians were FORCED to come to watch the death of the monarchy. Tears of sorrow, regret and fear flowed continuously from the painful eyes of the civilians.
Aumee: We trusted you, AA...
AA: Shut up.
Skye: But in the end, u're really nothing but an AMOEBA.
Bernard: a cruel, inhuman amoeba
Celine: u've betrayed our trust
Asleep (old enough to talk): hate hate
Mei: ...
AA: JUST SHUT UP. *pointed a gun straight at Asleep*
Aumee: HEY!
PR: Den just shut up.
Mei: *glared at PR*
PR: alright. time for execution. the looks on their faces irk me.
The monarchy lined up and a rope was placed round their heads. They swore not to shed a tear, to show they were not afraid of PR n AA.
Civilians silently prayed for them.
Just a second before they were hanged, soldiers rode horseback into the marketplace. There was confusion. One of the armoured man jumped off the horse and pointed a gun straight at PR.
Skye: BEN!!!
Ben: I'm here to rescue Happy Land. *winks*
Ras: WHAT?! What's going on?!
Ben: You stole the happiness of every single one of the citizens of happy land. you took away their rights to speak. you stole the smiles and laughter of them. you took away their loved ones. what more do you want?
Amoeba: what...
Ben: and YOU *points gun at amoeba* are nothing but an AMOEBA. you betrayed the trust of the monarchy. to think they trusted you so much. They gave u a chance to prove urself, but yet... they helped you but all you did to them was to cause resentment towards them. ur irresponsibility is DISGUSTING.
PR n AA: *shocked*
Ben: Return them back what they've lost. Take away the things you gave them- miseries.
PR n AA: !!!
Civilians: THAT'S RIGHT! RELEASE THE MONARCHY!!! RELEASE THE MONARCHY!!!
guard:... we get it now, PR n AA. We're stupid to listen to you. we're stupid to accept the bribes you gave us!
PR n AA: We... communism is the only way to bring a country to happiness!!!
Civilians: WE'RE NOT FOOLS!
Ben: release the monarchy RIGHT NOW!
the civilians could not stand the sight of the monarchy tied up. All of them rushed to the platform and helped untie the ropes. Guards pointed their guns at PR n AA. Ben and his soldiers too pointed their guns at them.
AA: My greatest mistake in my life was to attempt to overthrow the monarchy...
PR: I understand now... what the people truly want.
AA: I shouldn't have...
Ben: It's too late now. *points gun at amoeba*
SABCA: STOP!
Everyone: !!!
Aumee: alright... I hope this isn't a mistake but, let's just give them a chance...
Skye: yes... they did helped us in a way...
Ben: help???
Bernard: help to make the civilians and guards understand what they truly want in their lives.
Celine: moreover, they're willing to repent. Let's just give them one more chance.
Mei: Rasputin has been my fren for so long... well, let's just forgive them for once.
Asleep: fren fren!
Ben:.... Listen up, the 2 of you. whether or not you 2 are going to betray their trust ONCE MORE is up to you.
Ras: .... I understand what I've done wrongly...*tears flowed out of his eyes*
Amoeba: I'll learn to be a good amoeba...
Ben: *winks*
From that incident onwards, civilians learnt to cherish their loved ones and of cos, learnt to love their monarchy even more. They too respected King Ben a lot. The monarchy continued to rule Happy Land. They have also learnt to forgive and forget. Prince Asleep grew up into a handsome young boy, who would be ascending the throne in near future.
Meanwhile, Rasputin was no longer the Prime Minister. He became a farmer at the farm in Happy Land. He lived his life honestly and happily. His pet amoeba became his helper and helped to farm as well.
A few days later, a huge news broke out all over Happy Land. It was all over the newspapers and magazines. It was about Prince Asleep.
According to King Skye, Queen Aumee, Prince Bernard and Princess Celine, the very first word Prince Asleep said, when they were in the prison, was...
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...
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"Ville".
~~~~~~~~~~~ The End.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
haha. alright. it's a lame story, but i really like the ending! Some people will understand what's tt supposed to mean, but for those who don't, just ignore that last paragraph. haha.
Let me say this again, this story is plain fiction and characters are non-existent. (haha) if you find any character very similar to you, pls do not take offence. It's for entertainment purpose.
Anyway, I forgot to say this:
Happy Chinese New Year! =)
I hope everyone will have a very prosperous and happy new year! =D
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